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The waters lay still. They looked at each other, almost pushing for one to begin. With their throats expanded, the bull-est of the frogs pushes its head to the surface and as expected, the first gig is thrown their way. It misses by a hair.
They have been at it all morning. Human boys trying to impress their fathers with the first catch. If only their years equated to ours. I am 17 years old, that means I got 110 years on you little man. And as the oldest frog in the golden pond, I am pushed as bait, to see if the gig will miss again.
The waters lay still. They looked at each other, almost pushing for one to begin. With their throats expanded, the bull-est of the frogs pushes its head to the surface and as expected, the first gig is thrown their way. It misses by a hair.
They have been at it all morning. Human boys trying to impress their fathers with the first catch. If only their years equated to ours. I am 17 years old, that means I got 110 years on you little man. And as the oldest frog in the golden pond, I am pushed as bait, to see if the gig will miss again.
He must have a terrible aim. As others walk towards the pond bank, I send out a loud wom, wom, wom. I am here, and I refuse to be bait. Their flashlights shine through the pond, 30ft from where I poke my head. I bested those who came before you. I will best you too.
My years have passed and I wait as you see who will gig this old boy this year. Come get me if you can, and if you fail as I suspect you will, I will see you next year. I hope I will be around to see you fail again.
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